What I remember most about my first time is…
I didn't charge enough
He didn't know what he was doing either
This is the best thing ever
Is this all there is to it
Nothing, it was just ok
Quick Quiz
Have more or less than 90% of females performed heterosexual oral sex?
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Strange Sex Laws
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship in California. More
Sexual Joke
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again! More
Sex Quotable
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships More Sharon Stone
Quick Term
schmaegma: 1. A cheese-like, sebatious-secretion found on or around the foreskin of the penis. 2. A Dickhead. More
Your Eroticy
