I gotta cross the border again tomorrow with my daughter in tow. Think they'll notice if I duct tape her mouth shut? I'm so afraid to speak they'll surely get suspicious and I'm even MORE afraid of what they'll ask her, the sneaky little bastards.
prayers and well wishes on the way for a wonderful visit with your Sweetie and friends and smooth sailing thru the border both going and coming back...
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