With my return to Erotville, I feel the need to make this post. Tra, this is for you!
You Are The Woman
(Firefall)
You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart
It's not so much the things you say to me
It's not the things you do
It's how I feel each time you're close to me
That keeps me close to you, woh oh
You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart
It's not so much your pretty face I see
It's not the clothes you wear
It's more that special way you look at me
That always keeps me there, woh oh woh
You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart
It's hard to tell you all the love I'm feeling
That's just not my style
You've got a way to send my senses reeling
Every time you smile, woh oh
You are the woman that I've always dreamed of
I knew it from the start
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart
The one place in my house that I haven't made love is …
The kitchen table
The washing machine
The garage floor
The bathroom vanity
The counter
Quick Quiz
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth?
True
False
Strange Sex Laws
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Sexual Joke
An old man decides to go to his high school's 50 year reunion. He hasn't seen anyone since their 25 year reunion and is very interested to see who mig... More
Sex Quotable
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. More Murphy's Law - On Sex
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