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Where's My Pic?

You are sitting across from your lover in a romantic setting. The lights are dim; the music is soft and pleasing. Your lover starts looking at you gently, maintaining eye contact. What do you do?
I would get aroused, and leave A.S.A.P. to pursue more worthy causes (if you know what we mean)
I would get tingly, but I couldn't sustain the visual lovemaking
I would stare back, drowning in emotions
I would get uncomfortable and try to discontinue the staring contest

In ancient Babylonia, every woman had the duty to serve in what occupation before she could be wed?
Nurse
Prostitute
Nanny
Stripper
Priestess

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