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Ladies, what's the best thing that's been in your anus?
a huge cock
anal beads
dildo
a tongue
a cucumber

The practice of kissing under the mistletoe is from…
England
United States
Scandinavia
The Antarctic
Greenland

In the state of Utah, intercourse with your spouse is legal, but any other type of sexual contact including oral sex, anal sex or masturbation is cons... More

Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have a penis to keep them in. More

The only reason that I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. More
Erma Bombeck

Coitolimia:
Tremendous sexual drive More