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Do you read erotic/pornographic literature (without explicit pictures)?
Never read any
Read occasionally, accompanies masturbation
Read frequently, accompanies masturbation
Read occasionally, to stimulate self and partner
Read often to stimulate self and partner

For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be __________ inch('s) smaller?
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Kleptophilia:
A sexual variation in which the person derives sexual excitement from stealing More