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Average height women: have you ever had sex with a midget?
Yes- only a few times
No way
Yes-Marries to one
if he is a gentleman, Who cares?

In 1999, archaeologists in Corsica discovered prehistoric phallic monuments six to ten feet high, dating from the Bronze Age.
True
False

In Cleveland, Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, for men can see the reflection of their underwear. More

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers a... More

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. More
Murphy's Law - On Sex

Impotence:
The inability to achieve enough tumescence to penetrate a partner with one's penis More