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What size areola/nipple do you prefer?
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There's a law against masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car in Clinton, Oklahoma?
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The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are mar... More

There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides,... More

It is always the wrong time of month. More
Murphy's Law - On Sex

Abduction:
To kidnap or carry a person away by force, also used in sex play More