Walking the yellow brick road, there really is no place like home.
Life sometimes dictates what we do and right now my life is making me take a break from reality. I enjoy playing with the friends I made here (hehe) and hope to play more. Can you come out to play?
I only ever have one drink for the road -
Do you have any idea how many roads are in this country?
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk, alchoholics go to meetings!
Looking For
Women for Erotic Online Fun or Group Sexual Encounters
Wildest Sexual Fantasy
To meet someone online that takes my, oh, wait, that happened.
New fantasy coming up . . .
Wildest Sexual Experience
I'll never tell, but the right person might get a re-inactment.
What You Need To Know About Me
Most important, I'm spoken for. I'll gladly meet anyone, but T is with me every morning and every night.
You'll never wonder what I think. I speak my mind, if I think you're an ass, I'll tell you.
Activities and Practices that I Have Some Interest In
Have you ever had sex without kissing the other person on the lips?
Yes, it was hot and steamy
Yes, it was weird
Why on earth would I do that?
No, but that could be sexy
I don't care for kissing
Quick Quiz
85% of all men who die of heart attacks while having sex are…
Receiving Oral Sex
Having Group Sex
Cheating On Their Wives
Performing A Fetish Activity
Performing Anal Sex
Strange Sex Laws
In Missouri it is illegal to marry grandmother, anyone else is legal to marry. More
Sexual Joke
A cop saw a blonde down on her knees under a streetlight.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
"I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it," repl... More
Sex Quotable
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward More Jay Leno
Your Eroticy
