Eroticy Story - Window Dressing

There she was leaning on the bar, in a silky red dress, tight on top and flared at the hips with shoes to match. She had dark hair and dark complexion, Mediterranean I guessed. Her ass would have made Jlo hang her head in shame, long shapely legs and medium tits. A pretty spectacular sight all in all and she had the eye of every man in the bar.

She was too good looking, everyone was afraid to approach her. "That’s their problem" I told myself and walked straight up to her. She was resting her elbows on the bar one leg cocked forward and the other locked back which made her ass stick out very seductively. A nice bright red target, it was tempting to slap it as I approached but I knew she'd knock me out if I did. I did the next best thing and said “excuse me ma’am but city ordinance requires you put orange cones out if your going to park an ass that size in the isle way”.

Slowly she turned looking at me out of the corner of her eye over her shoulder. She sized me up in an instant I could tell. “You think a line like that’s going to get you anywhere?” she asked sort of peevishly. This woman had a chip on her shoulder but I kept my cool and told her “I’m not trying to get anywhere except the bar and didn’t want to take a 5 mile detour.” She smirked at that and said “what you don’t like my ass?” I casually quoted Sir Mixalot and half sang “I like big butts and I can not lie…” She actually smiled and said “well you’ve got grit Ill give you that. Bartender set him up with whatever he’s drinking on my tab.”